Gracias compadre's!
before the big night, I need your thoughts to support me through the trauma of owning up to my OH exactly what I've been doing on th internet all these weeks.
I know honesty is the best policy, but when I pluck up the courage you will undoubtedly hear derisory cries of 'SAD, SAD, DELUDED, GET A LIFE' reverberating across this green and pleasant land.
It's probably time to come clean, because he suspects I'm computer dating. His major objection to this would be the potential damage to the other party when they ultimately beheld the cruel wreckage of humanity which I undoubtedly have become.
As for Saturday, no bother, public humilation is nothing to me. Hey-ho!
As Stuart once said so alluringly'
'Bring it on, bring it on baby!'