A tooter who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tooter,
"Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
A youthful beef-packer named Young,
One day, when his nerves were unstrung,
Pushed his wife's ma, unseen,
In the chopping machine,
Then canned it and labelled it 'Tongue'
A blonde-haired young lady from Wales
Applied for a job tracking sales
When they asked, "Can you file?"
She proceeded to smile
And held up ten pretty red nails
There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes
