[James]

22 May 2006
POLLY HUDSON'S POLLYOMETER

IMOGEN

OK so far but if she gets with Sezer I'll lose all respect for her - as well as the will to live.

PETE

FANCIES Lisa. Just the idea of them being the new Chantelle and Preston exhausts me.

DAWN

TOLD Shahbaz she might well murder him during the night. Promises, promises.

GEORGE

IT'S less than spiffing the way he's disappearing into the background. I like his nose though.

LEA

HAS never had a one-night stand - a gal with morals. Sorry, a pornstar with morals.

SEZER

SLEAZER, more like. Will be rutting on furniture by this time next week unless Imogen gives in.

RICHARD

THE daddy of the house says he feels "like Alexis Carrington". He wishes!

BONNIE

BONNER cried because Lisa doesn't like her. I'd take that as a massive compliment.

GLYN

LIKES Nikki, so obviously a great judge of character. I preferred it when he spoke only in Welsh.

LISA

SAYS Shahbaz is "trying to play a game". It's called B-I-G B-RO- T-H-E-R, you dummy.

GRACE

SURELY more interesting people than this turned up to the auditions? If not, cancel BB.

MIKEY

SEXIST bravado and controversial opinions in his film but totally not delivering anything.

SHAHBAZ

SO annoying it's not even funny - just extremely annoying. As is the fact we can't evict him yet.

NIKKI

IS it wrong that when the whiney brat said she was going to die I hoped she would? Didn't think so.

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