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Old 10-05-2010, 06:42 PM #19
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Not a song per se

A friend was unable to attend a wedding and decided to send a Bible quote via telegram and came up with 1John 4:18 Which reads:

There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

However the operator of the telegraph was unfamiliar with the Bible, assumed the 1 was a mistake and sent John 4:18 which reads:

Jesus said to her, "You are right when you say you have no husband. The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true."

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