[Romantic Old Bird]

That's great Splodge! So true...I will send it to the parents of my grandchild to be immediately!

Here's a little Omar Khayyam:

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.