Abby, I'm watching you! 20, PAH!
Mr Clarke is a thing of beauty. he must be cherished, and needs a safe pair of hands to look after his interests.
I am a research fellow at the Institite of Lurve, and he has offered to help me complete my dissertation on 'Women who love too much'.
He admits to not being terribly academic, but seem keen to help with the field experiments.
How can one turn down such a generous offer?