I love the way the lies that women tell has changed since this one
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1513729.stm
2001:
Women's top 10 lies
These shoes were a real bargain
No, your bum doesn't look big in those trousers.
I'm broke.
You're fantastic in bed
The cheque is in the post
I've only had a couple of drinks
I've got a headache
I love you
I could never have a one-night stand
I don't smoke
2010:
WOMEN'S TOP 10 LIES
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it
3. It wasn't that expensive
4. I didn't have that much to drink
5. I've got a headache
6. It was in the sale
7. I'm on my way
8. Oh, I've had this ages
9. No, I didn't throw it away
10. It's just what I've always wanted
Does that mean that men are satisfying women more? PMSL.