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Backstage at TiBB HQ, gameshow enthusiast and website matriarch Ross Penislol is putting the finishing touches to his brand new game, "Pit", yet to be scheduled for the site's busy summer. But in a summer that looks set to include Big Brother's final series, the World Cup and Firewire's "Under the Mask" fly-on-the-wall documentary - competition must be tough?

Ross: Um no? Those fails don't matter to the likes of Smithy or CaraRawr who I've established a unique rapport with. I know what my public want, and that is forum-based games that require an unhealthy level of backstabbing from some and yet will always be populated with genuinely nice people.

There have been some changes on the website demographic since the glory days of Elimination and Next Top Model - new games In Cold Blood and that-faily-mess-James-runs focus a lot more on grisly and quite frank murder. Will the Pit follow this homicidal route?

Ross: ugh idfk.

Have you even got any concrete ideas?

Ross: well, erm. For the pilot I hope to initiate the biggest ever TiBB "tmb"fest. It's been a fairly underground movement until now and I hope to use this vehicle to give it the attention it deserves.

And what exactly does a tmbfest entail?

Ross: you don't know? Jesus H Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's just say there's a lot of tits and techno.

Sounds fierce.

Ross: IKR

Anything else to say about Pit?

Ross: Yes. If you don't watch it, I'll slap you with my cock.

Well there we have it - an exclusive insight into the genius that is Penislol. But will his latest endeavour be a box office smash, or something that makes Amanda. look successful?

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