[Stu]

Any advert that delights in setting up impossible scenarios and dumb storylines instead of just advertising the product.

Adverts that are overly explicit in attempting to demonstrate how a product will make you sexier [see : that god awful Febreeze advert where the ~stereotypical smelly teen freshens up his room and attracts attention from the girl, COZ FEBREEZE MAKES U SEXY!].

That Volvic challenge gimp. Fuck him and fuck his immediate family.