[Shaun]

The performers:

Johann and the Family Herzog - Right to this Love

[see figure.1 for their first costumes]

Something incestuous can make you sick
Though it makes me want to burst [Johann clenches his fists and the other dancers wince]
My son makes me hard, will he let me go down?
I promised him that it wouldn't hurt [Johann's son, Rudi, licks his lips]

Is it better? Is it worse?
Let's do the cowboy in reverse? [Johann's wife (Ursula) and daughter (Heidi) mimic the aforementioned sexual position]
It's just like we're going backwards
My sister's such a dirty ho,
she goes fast but I want slow
What I don't want is a rash, no [the family do the charleston over their genitals]

Just know that you're not in this thing alone
There's a room in the cellar that you can call home.
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart
Genes push us back, back, back, back, back to the start

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

[The family mimic punches as they sing the chorus]

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

Now we can't go on no picnic
'Cos we have an orgy in the park. [Johann and Heidi writhe as Ursula simulates oral sex on Rudi]
This kind of love's kept behind closed doors
as the subject's kinda dark.

Just know that you're not in this thing alone
There's a room in the cellar that you can call home. [the stage suddenly opens a giant door in the floor and ten barely-dressed dancers come up to the stage]
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart
Genes push us back, back, back, back, back to the start

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

[The family rip off their clothes to reveal karate costumes [see figure.2], as they sing the chorus]

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

[The lights dim and only Johann is visible, Bohemian Rhapsody-style.]

Look out son, mind your head, I'm willing and ready to go
So much fun to be had, love is rough when the ceilings are low

[The lights come back on and all of the family & dancers are in prison uniform [see figure.3].]

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

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