[zotler.]

My baby sister annoys the **** out of me. Okay yeah, she's cute, adorable, funny, whatever.
But when she isn't, she's like this evil baby that is trying to kill me. Just yesterday I was lying on the settee and she kept climbing on top of me and then doing this stupid thing where she would bounce on top of my stomach, then she lifts my top up and sees my belly bar and tries to rip it off.
If she's not trying to murder me and make it look like a cute baby accident, she is crying... Or falling over and hitting her head off the floor or something.