I was right with the lip gloss! She cheerfully waffled on about it for about five minutes.
'Guess what Lowaine? Kylie Minogue actually used this on her new vidd-e-o! It's fan-TAS-tic, isn't it? And I've got it already, and you can't even get it in the shops until Monday!
'And this eye cream, Lowaine, it costs 85 pound! Go steady, you've got abowt 5 pound worth on that finger!'
Hey, it's not rocket science, but she loves it. Really enthusiastic and chirpy. This is not a girl whose relationship is in tatters!
And yes, the ring is still on!