At first I thought "oh no! They're not going to send that little drummer guy from Britains Got Talent in are they?!?! "
I hope the way housemates are selected is this: They'll drop the seats, anyone who manages to land in teeny little pool thing in the garden (Hopefully surviving) gets to be a housemate. The ones who splat, don't
Maybe something like old housemates enjoying a meal above the garden watching the action? Who knows. Got me interested anyway.
Update: (Oh the pain! My brain added 2 and 2 together! ((I may have come up with 7, but thats not the point

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Funeral Wake. (Then as above, old housemates enjoying a meal above the garden, watching the action? )