[NateJ]

That's not all. The house is FULL of life threatening hazards!!! I agree Sticks, like you I think HSE and EH officers should swoop on the house in a dawn raid and arrest all involved in the production of Big Brother. As well as the awful toilet paper issue and the incredibly life threatening dangerous door they may also like to take note of the following:

The windows are made of dangerous glass substance; anyone could run flat out into them and break the glass causing a cut.

There are also items of METAL cutlery in there. A lunching accident could all to easily cause a cut.

The laminated instructions that they are given are inside paper envelopes, careless opening could cause a paper cut to any housemate opening the envelope.

The beds are at least 24 inches off of the floor. A small rolling movement in the night could cause falling issues. This could result in bumpage.

The sun is clearly visible from the garden. Any housemate could easily stare at the sun for an hour or so and this could cause eye damage to occur.

But worst of all, how about the mental cruelty of forcing people to live with Nikki the vile, tantrum throwing, troll... that's well out of order.