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Old 17-06-2010, 12:46 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Hamster1 View Post
If Shabby is to find a decent husband she should do the following:

1) Stop dressing like Jiminy Cricket: http://createyourgreatlife.files.wor...ny_140x143.gif
2) Wear a nice dress
3) Stop dressing like Jiminy Cricket
4) Take that ridiculous piercing out of her mouth
5) Stop dressing like Jiminy Cricket
6) Act more feminine
7) Stop, you guessed it, dressing like Jiminy Cricket

Unless, of course, there are Pinocchio auditions for some west end panto production, which is the exception to the rule.
Dave?
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