JJ checklist..
Bitchy - Yep. He's been bitching non stop for the last few days
Vain - Yep. He uses a sunbed during the Aussie winter. He highlights his hair. He uses an anti aging light to stop wrinkles. He changed his name to that of a greek hero who was supposed to be handsome
Fame ***** - Yep. He travelled half way round the world to get his mug on the telly.
Lazy Bum - Yep. He quit his job as a vehicle body builder to live on his dads inheritance.
So basically he's a loser.