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Old 21-04-2003, 11:40 AM #22
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Along a similar vein......

ALL ABOUT WOMEN

Behind every successful woman is herself

Ginger Rogers did everythign Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

A woman is like a teabag, you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career

So many men, so few who can afford me

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right first time.

Do not start with me you will not win

All stressed out and no-one to choke

How can I miss you if you won't go away

Don't upset me I am running out of places to hide the bodies

If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen.
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