[Alpertinator]

Could anyone even stand her? Like, any of you? Did any of you actually like her? I mean how could anyone be able to withstand... that? Did she win? She didn't did she?

Oh by the way I'm on about that thing that just used to whine and winge all the time and she could get her mouth wide enough for you to throw a bowling ball in it (thus knocking all her teeth out which would be great!). That.