Morning, Boris.
Glad you could pop by to check on the troops. They're not doing a bad job, but I can see I'm going to have to take a firmer line with a couple of them, especially Sergeant Splodge who definitely seems to have delusions of grandeur!
And definitely no more alcohol to be supplied to Lance Corporal LEE!
Fear not, Brigadier Boris - I'll lick them into shape for you. The mission is safe in my capable hands.
*Captain Kaz *
