Mrs Boris....LOL ing
Mr. Boris.....quite hysterical.....this is the 2nd time today that similar suggestions have been made...but not with sticks.
YOU have escaped dear boy !
( shall I tell you ?,......ok then
I went into Andy's records this PM - first solo shopping trip for months. AN old geezer started chatting me up and inviting me to join him for a coffee or something.

He must have been 70 if he was a day. I was wearing a navy T shirt that prompts Mr. Boris to call me nurse, the old Geezer either
A - had escaped from an institution and thought I was a member of staff.
OR
B - has a fettish for uniforms
Those who know me more 'intimately' will find this MOST amusing !



