Oh no! Poor Boris.
My sincere apologies for any distress caused to your goodself, after your earlier traumatic experience today. I am, after all, here to defend your honour.
OK, troops - Captain Kaz signing off after another exhausting but thoroughly enjoyable and rewarding day's duty. Over to the night shift now.
I just know you won't let me down. Boris is depending on you all. Stand steadfast and true.
