[Joe.]

I’ve stolen a lady’s dog and gave it to a blind woman and today I also wrote on my face with permanent marker. Oh wait, there’s a pig’s head lying beside me now, the neighbours sent it. My friend’s a compulsive liar too. On work experience once I was told to look for some fallopian tubes. I’m concerned about my neighbour, sandy. I was once caught short on a plane to the caribean, I did some wind then it was all fine. I have a 66 year old mum who is such an embarrassment. I ordered a colonic irrigation thing off ebay the other day. I rolled something up in some carpet which I later put on ebay. Oh yeah it was a ****.

Just a sellection of Thomas C's bullcrap.