Attention, all!
That's quite enough fraternising in the ranks, thank you. We can't be concentrating on our duties if we're passing 'sweet nothings' back and forward, can we?
Any more of that and I'll have you both polishing boots for a week.
We must stay on our guard
Our responses must be fast
The mission's very simple . . .
To ensure that Boris isn't last!
I am!!!
