Errrrrrrrr, this is getting a bit too serious for my liking!
Come on, troops - lighten up.
This may be an important mission, but . . . .
We're all on duty to have some fun
While we stop dear Boris from being the one
To give the 'Kiss of Death' to this thread
And I WILL do it, or go off my head!!
Carry on, my merry band!