2 Tourists are driving through Wales. As they're approaching 'Lanfaipwilgwyngyllgogweychwryndropwillansilogogog och' they start arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argue back & forth until they stop for lunch. As they stand at the counter one tourist asks the blonde employee 'Before we order could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.'
The blonde girl leans over the counter & says . . .
'Burrrrrrrr Gerrrrrrrrrrr Kiiiiiiiiing'
No offence to blondes, by the way - I'm one myself!