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I never intend to be offensive when I do that (say it the way it is). I just do, say it the way it is, and if people get offended then they don't have the right sense of humour. She is such a dyke, I haven't got a problem with it, just stating that she is a lesbian, a slang term for which (and a word I like the sound of) is dyke.