Attention, everyone 
The outcome of Sergeant Splodge's disciplinary hearing has now been decided.
For a length of time to be determined by myself, his current 'signature' will be withheld and replaced with a more appropriate one befitting his serious misdemeanour.
Should he behave during this period, the signature will be returned to him intact.
However, should any more misdemeanours occur during this period, he has hereby been threatened with being deported to 'Scotchland' until the start of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.
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