[mr white]

Im so glad this is the last big brother as the producers & the people who vote mainly ( bitter ugly overweight women-see eviction crowd & you will know what i mean ) always get rid of the most watchable housemates to soon!

RACHAEL-nice lass, a bit up her own ass but she was the sexiest woman in there & prob up for some duvet fun but the bitter voters wanted her out! her only crime? being sexy!

GOVAN-nasty little boy but he was great to watch, stirred things up & caused **** to happen! again goes to early!

CAOIMHE-shes orite the last fittest lass in the house but she will go friday! id rather watch her then dave ben & mario stroke each other!

SHABBY-again shes ok but shes great to watch but will be evicted next week!

SO WHAT ARE WE LEFT WITH?

STEVE-nice bloke but boring-no legs means sympathy vote from everyone, will be in the final two!

DAVE-why is he in there? bible act very boring! the producers who choose housemates must be in the same cult as him! will be in there for weeks yet!

IFY- BORING!-but will fly under the radar because she is so boring- in there for manys weeks!

SUNSHINE!-very spoilt child why do people like her??? ( prob cause shes average looking & being edited as a bullied victim ) will be in there a long time!

NATHAN- very boring how the hell did he get through the auditions? i just dont know! again will fly under the radar in there for weeks!

MARIO- BB NO1 fan biggest game player in there ( he even has the diary room chair at home! ) if he was perving over a female like he is with ben he would be in prison now for stalking& harassment! will be in the final 2 with steve!

JOSIE- shes orite but if she didnt have the jj storyline going on or if she was a sexy lady then those bitter women voters would have her out of there but they love her as they can relate to her ( overweight & average looking ) she will be in there till the end!

JJ- bit of a knob but causes rows so hes watchable- final week for him!

BEN- strange guy but interesting & funny to watch will be in there a long time!

CORIN- shes ok but to nice! & the dumb act has being done many times before! always goes to bed early like sunshine nathan & ben! in there till the end!

SO in conclusion ladies & gentlemen when caoimhe goes on friday & shabby soon follows what will there be left to watch???? the fake romance 24 hour coverage of j&j the creepy touching between david & ben sunshine being a spoilt brat nathan cooking corin being dumb mario planning how hes going to win steve doing nothing ife erm what does she do??? & thats that! so unless they put a sexy strong woman in there or a normal guy who is not a pussy like all the guys in there to stir things up then ill be switching off like many others will be! So please all you women out there & gay guys who vote dont be so bitter & keep the interesting housemates in!

SORRY ITS SO LONG BUT I FEEL BETTER NOW THANKS FOR READING!