[Alpertinator]

Why don't they just stand on the platform which the mini pool is on? Sit on one of the horses? Sit legs up on the bench? Go in the nest?

I'll bet the answers are cos' it's the rules, but personally I'd just say fuc- k that and go chill in the nest.

Also Ife and JJ are idiots for putting it back up. It's not their responsibility to upright their enemy if it falls over, just leave it it'd be so funny if nobody uprighted it and everybody refused to do it so it'd be there all day and then in the night some BB staff would have to come and sort it out haha.

Oh and I kept thinkin' to myself "JJ's gonna' look like a complete idiot when he gets it" cos' he was bein' all cocky and that, and sure enough it got him and now JJ has to be a robot haha shame.