I’m signing in to take ‘report,
And horrified to see,
Just WHAT’S been going on round here,
That you did not tell me,
I’ve read the transcript,
EVERY WORD,
Recorded, don’t you know,
To be used now as evidence,
And boy, do I know how !
Lieutenant LEE is OUT again,
Carousing, who know where,
ROB says she’s going off the rails,
Hmm, who will meet her there?
She’s on her own ‘manouvers’,
She says it’s not like her,
To stay out late,
And celebrate,
Do we believe her?
YUR !(sarcastic rhyme)
And all the other members,
Of the ‘Barmy Army’ here,
Had better ‘watch their step’
Or Kaz will catch you,
NEVER FEAR !
She’ll call on Admiral Splodge for help,
With his little red bottomed boat,
He’ll rig it up,
You’ll walk the plank,
You will not stay afloat.
But Boris knows you do your best,
It really is not easy,
Let Captain Kaz
Do the last post…..
Now that IS easy peasy !
PS I like Muttley too ....(so did my Dad when he was alive )