[Stu]

There. I said it. I'm over it. So over it. So are you all still dendrophiliacs or what? Because a chest of drawers with a Cockney Bastard voice was a nice little novelty at first, but now I find it to be completely tedious and predictable.

A chest of fucking drawers is not going to save Big Brother.

It is no longer funny.

End this worship.

Some new tricks, please, Endemol. Like a full cast of housemates. And not half a cast with a few paint dryers thrown in for good measure. Hur hur hur.