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Obviously the worst are Lea and Susie - but I forgive Lea a bit since she's clearly had emotional issues and just went overboard. Susie's just trashy.

Imogen's probably the nicest, since she seems the most feminine, but there's nothing wrong with Grace either. Lisa, well, maybe she should stop by the gym now and then.

Ash is probably similar to what Susie was like in the '70s. It doesn't matter what I think of her boobs, since the only thing that matters to her is what gangbangers and thugs think of them.

But Nikki, poor Nikki. She's such a pretty girl, and probably looked just fine when she was natural. Now that she's had the implants, she's still pretty, but in spite of them, not because of them.



When Nikki and Ash were comparing and talking about scars, that reminded me of a girl I dated who had implants. We didn't date that long because the scars just put me right off. I'd rather date a girl with mosquito bites than another fake boob girl. Scars. Eww.