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R.I.P. Kerry
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Lost in time
Posts: 10,725
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R.I.P. Kerry
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Lost in time
Posts: 10,725
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John James given task by Tree
John James has been given his first task by the Tree of Temptation.
After waking up earlier than his fellow housemates, he went to the bathroom, where he encountered the Tree.
"Oi Skippy," it began. "I have to admit I've never been to Australia, but my mum got a bit busy with a eucalyptus tree so I know what you lot are like."
The Tree of Temptation continued by telling John James that he would win something "very special" if he tells each individual housemate a made-up, ridiculous fact about Australia.
"I've been watching you Skippy, and subtlety ain't your strong point," it added, to which John James replied: "You're one to talk!"
"Don’t answer back Skippy," the Tree replied, "'Cos if you fail the task, or speak to anyone about the Tree of Temptation or of my whereabouts you'll face the true wrath of the Tree of Temptation.
"Now rack off, bucko."
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