[Angus]

The only housemate worthy of mention,
is Ben the King, and it's my intention,
to sing his praises loud and clear,
because his haters I don't fear.

The tasks he will refuse to do,
he leave such things to me and you,
washing up is not his scene,
on weiners up bums he's not too keen.

He never has to raise his voice,
for that we're grateful and rejoice,
his point he gets across to us,
without the need to make a fuss.

A team player? our Ben, I really doubt,
he doesn't need to scream and shout,
to get attention he simply smiles,
and we forgive him his charming wiles.

The funniest guy on a scale up to ten
has to be our amazing hilarious Ben,
They all bitch for England but Ben is the one,
who can make us all laugh and keep it all fun

Even though he deserves it, he probably won't win,
but I'm just thankful that BB put him in,
else instead of enjoying Big Brother at all,
we'd be left with a bunch of bores big and small.