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Have you guys seen religious people trying levitate? They basically cross their legs and bounce up and down on soft surfaces. Major LOL material. Or if they're an all out charlatan they'll do the old hidden chair trick or something similar.

We're on a rotating rock. If someone could remove their gravitational bond to earth they would continue to float up to space indefinitely in a tangential line. Same goes for any object they claim to make levitate. It wouldn't just hover. <3 gravity

ETA: I loved Andrew's astrology pwnage, and was waiting for some Dave destruction. Now on to Mario's alien conspiracies, which are ironically the most plausible of the three.