[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Patrick

If there was a bomb I don't think they would all run into look for his wheelchair.

They would either:

A) Run about and panic and grab their clothes and stuff, while fighting with the producers who are trying to keep them calm, whilst Steve lies on the grass shouting 'Help..Help! Oh ****** sake!' Meanwhile Dave is sitting on the toilet saying 'I have so much love bubbling in my belly'

B) They would all run to the nest because the front door was jammed, Ife tries to break the fire exit but fails so of to the nest.. Ben stands by the door waving his arm shouting 'GO GO GO!' and they all run in, whilst Dave, Andrew, and John all carry Steve to the nest.. they are all inside but Steve gets stuck in the door so they push him out.

C) They all run out but Ben and Dave run back and grab Steve and roll him over through the garden, up into the kitchen, out to the house, and onto the entrance.. But they can't get him up the stairs so they leave him beside the Diary Room door and run outside Elstree Studios. Whilst the house blows up Ben suddenly remembers there was a disabled exit built for Steve that can be accessed via the Diary Room.




...Either way Steve dies.