[Abhorsen]

Look, all this crap about Dave being a minister is rubbish. He is NOT.

He tells everyone he is a Minster with a ministry and implies to everyone (also by dressing in a monk's outfit etc.) that he is ordained, he isn't.

You can't just dress in a fancy dress monk outfit and become a 'minister' as Dave is suggesting. And use it to con money out of people, like Dave does is repulsive, just like he is in fact.

He is a con.

And his stupid 'drunk on the lord' act looks like a pervy wanker.