[Locke.]

Some quotes from our King


"Oh darling just get his penis out and get on with it" -- About Caoimhe and JJ.


Josie: "How many girlfriends have you got?"

Ben: "Well that's quite difficult because they're generally other people's girlfriends".


"Keeley I think the Baron has it for you in a big way. He's lying on your bed salivating and I've had to wipe his mouth twice... there's spittle everywhere."


Rachel: "I'm gonna make you a cake."

Ben: "Lovely. I love cake."


"It was a bit disconcerting having him spread out on the bed hearing his leg make electric noises."