[Alpertinator]

Man daddy long legs are weird, I like them though. The only bugs/insects I can bare to actually kill are ants and flies and damn my stupid cat eats moths and daddy longs alive... I once saw her eat a mouse whole whilst it was still alive and it hadn't a scratch on it, it was basically like Donald Gennaro in Jurassic Park. I could see the little mouse tail wiggling as she swallowed it... christ that was a freakish sight. So weird that my lovely affectionate lil' dippy girl (Zippy = Dippy) is actually a freakin' monster.