Oh I like this thread.
BB1: "You're playing a very dirty game, Nick." - Craig
BB2: "Gingivitis man! Born and raised by a rare gum disease, he breathes on his victims rendering them senseless!" - Dean
BB3: "Welcome to our house. I'm a smelly git." - Spencer (singing)
BB4: "It's just pure strawberry." - Steph
BB5: "Big Brother, do you think my television looks like a lady garden?" - Marco
CBB3: "Yeah, Brackie." - Jackie
BB6: "Atleast one of us got wet tonight." - Kemal
CBB4: "My coat has been arrested." - Pete
BB7: "Eezumanah!" - Pete
CBB5: "I'm not gonna wait hand and foot on some ******in' moron and her family." - Donny
BB8: "Munkitty Tunkitty will cheer you up." - Jonty
BB:CH: "I love to play my bongos in the morning." - Calista (singing)
BB9: "Hemorrhoid." - Mario
CBB6: "No ******ing man will EVER tell me to shut up!" - Tina
BB10: "I don't think so, Sunny Jim." - Kris
CBB7: "Are you like an actress?" - Nichola
BB11: "I worked so much harder than ANY of you to be here." - Mario