[Alpertinator]

I didn't read any of it cos' I can't be bothered (sorry watching The IT Crowd) but, I love the idea, by the title.

I think it'd be cool for the next shopping task, they all have to be dressed as stereo-typical pirates and talk like stereo-typical pirates over the course of the task. Maybe even take it as far as only allowing them to use old fashioned food products (no ready mades) so they'd have to make HUGE stews and such.