[Romantic Old Bird]

Actually my earlier post was somewhat tongue in cheek you know!

I think I would make a good housemate. I can cook, (when I can be bothered) clean, know how to look after a smallholding, light fires, smooth tempers, facilitate reconciliations, hold my drink with the best of them, and the words (thanks to splodge) of several rugby songs.

I also know what the teabagtin is for!