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Originally Posted by Showstopper
Is it a bird? is it a plane? is it a sleazy little loser with the charismatic appeal of a disease ridden donkey gone mad? ............actually yes, it is,
its Andrew
As if watching "Mr Sex Offender" in training Mario wasn't enough, the BB producers decided No, they weren't content with that, they decided to send in the Luke Skywalker of sleaze himself in Andrew.
No doubt for you Andrew fans this was a great day, one of the greatest days ever even. Greater then the day the last star trek film came out, even more important then the day you last had your boxers surgically removed from your ass after the "wedgie went atomic", no, this was a day for the ages. The "Braveheart of Losers" everywhere had entered the house
Immediatly the riddiculous comments commenced:
"Oh he's so genuine" - Yes he is, if you mean he's genuinely perving on any girl possible.
"But wait he's so inexperienced and socially unaware" - tell that to a judge in your defence and see how far it gets you
"Oh he's so down to earth" - Losers generally are
"Wasn't it funny when he was drunk and trying to crack onto Josie/Jo/Corin?Rachel/The chair leg" - comments like that are dangerous - probably how Mario came into existance
Let be honest here, in 30 years time that little sleaze ball will be hidden in the trees with a pair of binoculars and some lingerie tied around his neck doing the dirty to the sound of "its hip to be a square"
Do the responsible things folks - Vote to Evict Andrew
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...THAT WAS GREAT READING...
...and sooooo true!!