Now, here i am going to make a comment that will make you all really hate me, if you don't already!
I don't care if they call it bloody Bognor!
Nothing against the couple, they seem nice enough and genuinely in love, but, I mean, what's all the excitement?
Now if Paul and Helen made a similar announcement I might just be ever-so-slightly more excited..................................






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AND, I might walk round with a great big

on my face. In fact, it would be just the tonic to send me back to work happy!
Honey, although Paris seems to be en vogue for a girl at the mo, not only was there Count-ey Paris in R&J, a bloke called Paris caused bit of a stir in the Trojan Wars as well.
All to do with stealing a girl called Helen who was 'already taken'.............................