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Old 27-06-2006, 11:13 PM #11
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Default Task

The first plugs have been removed from the milk tank and Lea and Nikki are trying to stop it escaping. Imogen, on the other hand, wants it to come flooding out.


Visiting the Diary Room, Imogen elected herself as the saboteur for this week's task. She needs to ensure that the housemates fail the task, but they must not find out what she's up to. She had a sneaky quiet word in Nikki's ear, telling her not to worry about the task.

Pete read the task rules to the housemates while they all looked on with worried faces. "Housemates can use their body to block the tank," Pete explained, "Dickie cannot use his p****!"


Nikki and Lea were first up to stop the milky leakage. "Oh, I need my trousers... get my wellies... I need a wee!" Nikki screeched in a panic.

"Stupid woman," Richard hissed, "What is she doing?"

Nikki ran into the bedroom to put more clothes on. Secret saboteur Imogen was hot on her heels: "Don't worry about pressure to stop the milk," she told Nikki. "Don't worry, if it sprays, it sprays."

She continued to convince Nikki it wasn't important to pass: "It's only a game, if you can't stop the milk, it doesn't matter."

Nikki went to join Lea and the plugs were removed. "I smell like a cow's udder," Nikki complained when the milk began to flow.

"This hurts my poor arm so much," Lea moaned, "It ********** stinks!"

Imagine how it will smell after 48 hours, girls!

Sounds interesting!
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