A WATERMELON!!!!
WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy
The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!!
And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!
Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit