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Originally Posted by angus58

My mum was a nurse in casualty and once told me of a guy who was brought in with a bottle wedged tightly up his bum. His explanation was that he had locked himself out so he had put the bottle on the floor while he tried to climb through the bathroom window, he slipped and fell directly onto the bottle! My mum politely declined to ask why he had been nude whilst climbing through the window

Bloody hell