A strange but true fact of ways to use a water melon
its rather funny, but in no way a grand felon
Its a little eye opener for our virgin Andrew
Wonder why he chose water and not honeydew?
Sam said he shoulda put it in the microwave
but third degree burns coulda meant a paramedic save
There are other fine fruits which the job would have done
They're sure not as big but just as much fun
Asda and Tesco have Andrew to thank
for increasing the sales of the water melon w**k
(not that I have personal experience of these fruit you understand) lol the Joe again
