[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

would you have josie round for dinner



unless you are well off, don't dare offer,

Josie is a pac-man, no1 scoffer.

a 3 course starter is first in line,

not forgetting a few lagers, followed by a bottle of wine.

then onto the main course, the list dose stretch,

who ever has dinner with josie, will not leave a skinny retch.

then desert which is real sweet,

the only draw back is you wont be able to see your feet.

once its down its time to relax,

knowing you will pay for the value added waste line tax.

you was very high on the Joe's list,

but with your gutter talk, and you no-romance, eviction i insist.

josie, if the joe lived in a supermarket, i might invite you round for dinner,

sorry i don't, just as well as you need to get thinner.


(the joe is off to watch bb now lol 955pm)