[lambruscokid]

My first thought as they were being introduced was BRILLIANT!

I loved Jonathan - it seemed like he was custom picked for Ash, and I'm looking forward to the first time she tries to convince him that she's black too!

Spiral looks like fun, though he'll probably do something stupid pretty quickly. I hope people start calling him Glenn.

Jennie - that's the Scouser, right? Then I love her. She can translate Mikey for the rest of the house.

Michael - total nutcase, tantric WHAT? Still, glad there's a reasonably normal gay bloke for Richard to talk to.

Jayne - again, hope I'm not mixing the "J"s up, but do we really need another overweight oldie who thinks she's a teenager? At least she doesn't have fake boobs.



The worst bit is that when BB first explained that Ash would be evicting, I thought it would be great, since the overstuffed leather woman would probably not go in. Now the only one left will be the one Ash likes, and it's not likely to be her.

I'm happy for any of the others who get into the house, though.